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boss (in a tie): peterson! what are you doing???
peterson (standing in a parking lot with a skateboard and ramp): skateboarding!
boss: what are you, 17 years old? get your ass inside and take these calls.
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artist: so, did you check out my website? (other end): yes, i did.
lady in grocery store on cell phone: why are there so many pictures of naked women on it?
artist: mommmm they're nudes
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office kitchen. people gathered around a cake.
VP says: "surprise!!! it's your one year annivesary of working here!"
guy claps and says yayyyyy.
employee in tie says OMG
VP: "speech please!" "ohh yeah speech."
employee: well.... i promised myself i wouldn't cry....
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man: what is in these spring rolls?
woman: i dunno
woman: i can tell by your face there is no meat in them
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panel 1: FFFFT. deep drag from cigarette.
panel 2: damn! (blows smoke)
panel 3: is this whole foods?
his friend: gimme.
the artist posts on
facebook: here’s my latest. look
at me, look at me.
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playing video games: man i am deeeee-pressed (depressed) today
i know! i should start a blog!
typing on the internet: OMG i am so deep-rest today LOL (post)