that season again
when i tune out all of the
talk about baseball
the long train ride home
feels like the first of many
failed internet dates
my neighbors sound drunk
a glass shatters, someone laughs
and says: “you did it!”
“you’re the funniest!”
she says to him. he replies,
“just the loneliest.”
just another day
at work trying to avoid
talking to the boss
sometimes the people
in real life who are fear-less
need to shut their face
back in the old days
they didn’t have exercise
or no computers
you had the nicest
laugh today when i almost
hit you with my bike
living back at home.
my mom goes to sleep later
than me. can’t smoke weed.