adventures of everyday normal people
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man is cleaning his ear
finds something inside. looks at finger and says "what in the..."
how the fuck did i get *weed* in my ear?
falling in love the old fashioned way
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- two guys at a bar. one guy says: honestly bro.... she's amazing
- it was like...
- love at first "view profile"
smoked a super bowl
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jock boss: and what did YOU do for the super bowl, thompson?
emo guy (thompson) is typing at his computer.
thompson: uhh, i smoked one.
jock boss: haHA! yea right, you loser.
oregon trail
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sunrise and a trail of covered wagons cross the great plains on the oregon trail.
two wagons riding together. wagon 1: haha no way
wagon 1: jersey huh? what exit are you guys
erin go braugh
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hipster mullet dude: hey man what's your name?
me: aaron
hipster mullet dude: right on! like erin-go-braugh?
me: no, aaron, like the brother of moses.
hipster mullet dude: (angry) don't say shit like that to me, bro!
batman: sneak preview of dark knight rises
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theater. sign reads "tonight. batman. sold out". many people standing in line.
batman playing an acoustic guitar in front of a crowd, who is cheering. batman says "thanks. this next song is about the joker."
"it's pretty angry."
can i fix this
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guy is watching tv on couch. girl sees a crooked picture and says: hey this is crooked, can i fix it?
she fixes it.
guy says: you can fix me a sandwich
technology in the workplace
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business man adjusts his tie and says: okay everyone! thanks for coming today.
board room with other people around the table, looking at an overhead projector which has a slide: "technology in the workplace."
man: today's lecture will be great!
man: to start off, age/sex/language? ha ha.
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